Dear Customer, it's clear you've reached a breaking point. Your product is faulty, the service is subpar, and the company's customer support is non-existent. So, we're here to help. Sort of.
As per our company policy, crying is an acceptable form of communication. We've included a special form below for your convenience.
Click here to submit your tear-stained form.
Disclaimer: Our refund policy is subject to change at any moment. We reserve the right to deny refunds based on our mood.