Welcome to the official Monday Mandates website, where our team of highly trained professionals has been tasked with guiding you through the existential crisis of a Monday morning.
We offer the following services:
Disclaimer: Our services are not actually real. Or are they?
Please note that our Soul Swap service is still in beta. Side effects may include: existential dread, temporary loss of purpose, and spontaneous combustion. Not actually, but wouldn't that be fun?
Get your soul swapped today! (Disclaimer: We can't actually swap your soul. But it sounds like fun, right?) Learn more about our Lost Socks program