Monday Mandates: Bleak Hopes - FAQ

Q: What is Monday Mandates?

A: It's a place where you can come to learn about the bleak hopes and dismal dreams of the working class. Because, let's be real, who needs actual hope when you can have bleak?

Q: Why do I have to be here on a Monday?

A: Ah, you want to know the secret to productivity? It's not the actual work, it's the crushing despair that comes with it.

Q: What are the benefits of having bleak hopes?

A: Well, for starters, it's a great excuse to skip social events. And who needs a social life, anyway? Plus, it's a great conversation starter at parties. "Oh, yeah, I've just given up on life, too."

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			**Disclaimer: Monday Mandates is not responsible for the crushing despair you may experience while reading this site. Side effects may include:
			• Increased risk of existential dread
			• Decreased motivation
			• Increased likelihood of spontaneous desk-napping