More Stupid Questions: Cheese in Our Lives
Here's an actual real question that's been plaguing humanity for centuries: "Why do we put cheese in our lives?"
Q: Is cheese the reason why we're all secretly cows?
A: Only if you consider "cows" to be people with a strong affinity for dairy products and a love for poorly made excuses.
Cows in Our Lives »Q: Can you actually live off of cheese alone?
A: Yes, but only if you're a hermit with a strong stomach and a love for moldy bread.
Cheese as a Survival Food »Q: Is it possible to make cheese out of anything?
A: Only if you count "anything" as "that weird thing that smells like a mixture of burnt plastic, despair, and sadness" as a legitimate ingredient.
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