Why Not to Collect
Because, honestly, you have enough stuff in your house. Like, what are you even doing with all that junk?
It's a Trap
Collecting is just a way for the world to slowly consume you with clutter and dust bunnies. You'll be like a squirrel, but instead of storing nuts, you'll just have a bunch of broken appliances and old pizza boxes.
It's a Never-Ending Cycle
You start with something small, and before you know it, you've got a 3-story storage unit full of cat lady stuff and a garage that's been taken over by your great-aunt's VHS collection.
You'll Never Get Rid of It
It's like that old t-shirt with the mysterious stain. You'll keep it for years, hoping to one day figure out what that stain is, but really, it's just a constant reminder of your poor life choices.
It's a Time-Sucking Vacuum
You'll spend hours sorting, categorizing, and dusting, only to have it all taken away from you in the end. It's like that one friend who always cancels plans, but with more dust.
It's a Relationship Killer
Your partner will hate you for it. They'll be like, "What's with all the cat lady stuff?" And you'll be like, "Uh, it's, uh, research?"