We may collect your browsing history, your deepest fears, your darkest secrets, and your most embarrassing dance moves. Don't worry, we won't judge you. (Or will we?) We'll just use it for our nefarious purposes.
We'll share your data with our partners, who are actually just our accountants and their accountant friends. Don't worry, they're nice. They'll only use it for tax purposes, or to make really good spreadsheets.
By using our site, you agree to let us use your data for our evil plans. If you don't like it, well, you can just leave. But let's be real, you're probably too invested already.