Quantum Toaster Safety Protocols FAQ

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Here's what you might have been wondering...

Q: Is it safe to toast marshmallows in the Quantum Toaster 5000?

A: Only if you enjoy a 33% chance of spontaneous combustion, a 25% chance of temporal loop, and a 42% chance of existential dread.

Q: Can I toast a frozen pizza in the Quantum Toaster 5000?

A: No. That's just cruel. The Quantum Toaster 5000 was never designed for such an atrocity. Please do not attempt to defrost the fabric of space-time.

Q: Will the Quantum Toaster 5000 turn me into a human-toaster hybrid?

A: Only if you've been drinking too much coffee. Otherwise, no. But seriously, do not try this at home.

Q: Can I toast my enemies with the Quantum Toaster 5000?

A: Ah, the classic "I'm a bad person" question. Yes, it's possible. But only if you've read and agreed to the fine print, which is hidden behind a secret button that only appears when you press the "I'm a bad person" button. Don't worry, we won't judge you.

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