Here's what you might have been wondering...
A: Only if you enjoy a 33% chance of spontaneous combustion, a 25% chance of temporal loop, and a 42% chance of existential dread.
A: No. That's just cruel. The Quantum Toaster 5000 was never designed for such an atrocity. Please do not attempt to defrost the fabric of space-time.
A: Only if you've been drinking too much coffee. Otherwise, no. But seriously, do not try this at home.
A: Ah, the classic "I'm a bad person" question. Yes, it's possible. But only if you've read and agreed to the fine print, which is hidden behind a secret button that only appears when you press the "I'm a bad person" button. Don't worry, we won't judge you.