Welcome, brave adventurer, to the mystical realm of Sock Repellent Magic! This FAQ will guide you through the basics of repelling socks from your missing socks' lair, also known as the Washing Machine.
Why do socks go missing in the wash?
How do I repel socks from the Washing Machine?
Can I buy Sock Repellent Magic gadgets?
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Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Sock Repellent Magic may not work on all socks. Or any socks. Or anything else, really.