The union's official stance: it's a travesty. A catastrophe of the highest order. A fashion faux pas of the century.
When Socksaurus Rex eats a mismatched pair, he experiences a temporary loss of cognitive function. His normally sharp claws become dull, his usually impeccable taste becomes questionable, and his usually spotless fur becomes speckled with lint.
Avoid exposing him to any article of clothing that's been subjected to the horrors of the washing machine. Use a color-coded sorting system, or risk facing the ire of the Socksaurus Rex Union.
But be warned: even the most vigilant of Socksaurus Rex parents cannot guarantee a life free of mismatched socks. It's a constant battle, one that requires dedication, cunning, and an arsenal of spare socks.
For more advice on this topic, see our subpage: Sock Sorting Strategies
The Socksaurus Rex Union has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to sock-related damages. You'll be lucky to get a replacement toe tag.
For more information on our refund policies, see our subpage: Refunds and Restitutions
We're the union that keeps Socksaurus Rex safe from the scourge of mismatched socks. We're the guardians of style, the keepers of the code, and the saviors of the sock drawer.
For more information on our mission statement, see our subpage: About Us
Or, for our official charter, see our subpage: Official Charter