What is the Purpose of this Site?

We're glad you asked. The purpose of this site is to serve as a testing ground for experimental web design, where we push the boundaries of taste and sanity. Our fearless leader, a renowned expert in all things absurd, has decreed that this site shall be a bastion of Neo-Brutalist chic, serving only the most ostentatious and eye-searingly ugly designs known to humanity.

In other words, we're a site of unapologetic excess, a monument to the aesthetics of a thousand suns, a shrine to the cult of the bizarre. Our motto? "If it's not making you squint, we're not doing it right." Come for the eye-searing visuals, stay for the existential dread.

For more information on our guiding principles, see our philosophy page. For examples of our handiwork, check out our examples page.

And, of course, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can contact us and see if you can withstand the horrors we unleash upon your poor eyes.