FAQ

You're looking for the secret password, eh?

Q: What is the Secret Password for the Admin Panel?

A: Ah, you want to get your grubby hands on the admin panel, do ya?

Well, let me tell you, it's not just a matter of guessing or brute-forcing it. No, no, no. You have to solve the ancient riddle first.

But don't worry, it's not that hard. It's not like we're asking you to dance the robot dance for 10 hours straight.

Good luck, and don't get too distracted by the distractions!

(Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for your amusement.)