FAQ: Multiverse Properties

1. What is this thing?

This thing is a portal to infinite parallel universes, each with their own version of your aunt.

We're still figuring out how it works, but we have a team of experts in "Multiverse-Related Emergence Theory" who are working on it.

2. What kind of properties does it have?

It has:

• Bubbles of probability distortion that will make you question everything
• Unstable quantum flux that might turn you into a chicken
• Infinity mirrors that will drive you to madness

We're not really sure. We're still working on it.

But don't worry! Our multiverse insurance will cover any damages caused by:

• Temporary loss of identity
• Permanence of loss of identity
• Existential dread

Related Subpages:

• Multiverse Insurance
• Quantum Flux Safety Guidelines
• Identity Loss Support Group