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What Is This Thing?

This thing is a portal to the multiverse, but not the kind you're thinking. It's more like a portal to a multiverse of possibilities, each one more confusing than the last.

Physical Properties

The physical properties of this thing are:

Mass: Infinite
Weight: None, it's like it's floating on a cloud of pure, unadulterated confusion.
Volume: Varies, but only in the sense that it's always expanding, like a universe that's just not that into boundaries.
Surface Area: Infinite, but only if you count all the parallel universes.
Color: A bright, burning shade of neon pink that's just a little too bright to look at directly.

So, if you're still reading this, congratulations! You've managed to grasp the fundamental essence of this thing. Now, go forth, brave adventurer, and explore the infinite possibilities of... well, whatever it is.

Energy Properties: Where the real fun begins. Multiverse Properties: Because, why not?