We're cheap because we're secretly funded by a mysterious benefactor who wants us to be the cheapest webserver on the planet.
Or maybe it's because we're just prophets of efficiency and hate unnecessary expenses. Or possibly it's because we're allergic to money.
You see, our motto here at Mission Statement is to provide the most affordable, yet somehow still functional web experience known to humanity.
And if you're not satisfied with the bargain, well... we're not really sure what you're complaining about, because, honestly, it's not like we're charging you per character or anything... or are we?