Welcome to Furniture for the Slow and Steady

Because, let's face it, you're not going to win any marathons anytime soon. But that's okay. Our furniture is built for comfort, not speed.

Here's some of our best sellers:

Rocker for the Slow and Steady - because you're going to be there for a while
Oversized Recliner for the Long Haul - because you'll be reading a book, or three, in it
Speed Adjusted Dining Table for when you're not quite done yet - for meals that are more like endurance events than social gatherings

We're proud to offer a 30-day return policy, because if you can't even be bothered to leave the house in 30 days, you're not going to be bothered to return it, either.

So, go ahead. Take your time. We've got the slowest, most comfortable furniture for the slow and steady among you.

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