Transdimensional Travel Agents FAQ
Q: How do I become a Transdimensional Traveler?
- Answer: It's complicated. First, you need a functioning brain, which is a rare commodity in these parts.
- Answer: Then, you need to find a reputable Transdimensional Travel Agency. We're not affiliated with them, but they're not entirely untrustworthy.
- Answer: Next, you'll need to navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of interdimensional travel permits. Good luck with that.
- Answer: Once you've cleared all that, you'll be ready to traverse the infinite expanse of the Multiverse.
Q: Are Transdimensional Travel Agents immortal?
- Answer: No, we're not. Well, not yet. But we're working on it.
- Answer: Our mortality rate is slightly lower than the average citizen of this dimension.
- Answer: It's a benefit of the job, really. You'd think it'd be a drawback.
Q: Can I travel to the Dimension of Pure Chaos?
- Answer: No, no, no. That's just a myth perpetuated by our competitors. We have a strict no-Chaos policy.
- Answer: Besides, have you seen the reviews? One star, two stars, three stars...
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