The Perks of Winning

Winning is the only thing that matters. It's like oxygen or water - essential for life. Without it, you're just another failure, wandering aimlessly through life, questioning the meaning of existence.

Here are some perks of winning:

• Trophies - Because who doesn't love a good trophy?
• Money - It's not made of gold or silver, but it's still nice to have some.
• Respect - People will actually listen to you now.
• Attention - You'll be the center of attention, even if it's just because you're being annoying.
• Ego Boost - Because you're basically a god now.