FAQs: Unanswerable Questions About This Thing

What is this thing, anyway?

We're glad you asked. Unfortunately, we don't really know. It's just a thing. A thing that exists. Maybe you'll figure it out. Maybe you won't. Read more about its mysterious nature.

What is this thing used for?

Apparently, it's used for something. We're pretty sure. It's just so good at its job that nobody really knows what that job is. Explore its possible uses.

Can I touch it? Is it safe to approach it?

Good luck with that. We've heard rumors that it's made of a substance that's not quite solid, but we can't confirm or deny. Consult our unqualified experts for more information.

Is it sentient? Does it have feelings?

Oh, definitely not. It's just a thing. But wouldn't it be nice if it did? Ponder the possibilities in our existential crisis thread.