Farming for Hire - The Most Unreliable Farmhands
Welcome to our farm! We specialize in farming, but not in reliability. If you need help with your farm, we're your people! Our farmhands are experienced in all aspects of farming, except for that one time we accidentally plowed over the neighbor's garden. Again.
Our farmhands are experts in:
- Planting seeds in the correct direction (we think)
- Not stepping on the crops (usually)
- Fixing broken farm equipment with duct tape and prayers