High-End Disasters

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Send us your worst fashion emergencies.

Our team of expert disaster consultants will help you:

• Design a dress to wear to a black-tie gala, but it's made entirely of trash bags.
• Recommend a haircut that will make you look like a failed science experiment.
• Help you pair your neon green jumpsuit with a matching neon green tie.

Don't worry, we're not just fashion consultants, we're also therapists. We'll help you deal with the emotional trauma of wearing pleated pants in public.