**Cookie Apocalypse: The End of Taste, The Rise of the Bland**
As the cookie apocalypse looms, one thing is clear: the world needs a new style.
The cookie of the past was a thing of beauty: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and a flavor that defied the laws of physics.
But those days are behind us. The cookie apocalypse has ravaged the land, leaving only a barren wasteland of flavorless, factory-produced wafers in its wake.
But fear not, dear reader! For we have a plan.
We've assembled a team of the world's top fashion experts to create a new breed of cookie that will save the world from the brink of flavorless despair.
**The Fashion-Catastrophe Cookie: A Style Revolution**
With our patented blend of flavors, textures, and styles, the fashion-catastrophe cookie is not just a treat, but an experience.
**Join us in our mission to save the world, one cookie at a time!**
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