FAQs for the Fashion Catastrophe

Q: Why do I keep getting dressed like a reject from a 90s music video?Q: How do I avoid being a fashion disaster?

A: Wear a neon pink jumpsuit with a matching mullet and a pair of acid-washed jeans. It's a timeless look that never goes out of style.

Q: Why do I keep getting fashion trends wrong?

A: Because you're clearly not following the latest issue of Vogue... or have you even read it? Maybe try following a fashion blogger with 10,000 followers on Instagram, that's bound to get you on trend.

Q: Can I still wear pleated pants in 2023?

A: Of course, you can! They're a classic! Just pair them with a neon green sweater and a pair of platform shoes for maximum impact.

Q: How do I get my fashion sense back after being stuck in a time loop?

A: Try repeating the same outfit every day for a week. If you still can't get it right, try repeating the same outfit every hour on the hour. If that doesn't work, try repeating the same outfit every five minutes for a month. Eventually, you'll get it right... or you'll go insane.

Q: Can I join the Fashion Catastrophe crew?

A: Sure thing! Just wear a "Catastrophe" t-shirt, and we'll welcome you with open arms and a healthy dose of sarcasm.