A: Wear a neon pink jumpsuit with a matching mullet and a pair of acid-washed jeans. It's a timeless look that never goes out of style.
A: Because you're clearly not following the latest issue of Vogue... or have you even read it? Maybe try following a fashion blogger with 10,000 followers on Instagram, that's bound to get you on trend.
A: Of course, you can! They're a classic! Just pair them with a neon green sweater and a pair of platform shoes for maximum impact.
A: Try repeating the same outfit every day for a week. If you still can't get it right, try repeating the same outfit every hour on the hour. If that doesn't work, try repeating the same outfit every five minutes for a month. Eventually, you'll get it right... or you'll go insane.
A: Sure thing! Just wear a "Catastrophe" t-shirt, and we'll welcome you with open arms and a healthy dose of sarcasm.