HAILEY, YOU'RE DRESSED TO IMPRESS...OR NOT.
We present to you, the most catastrophically dressed human being in all of existence. Your outfit is a symphony of clashing patterns, colors, and textures. It's like a fever dream of a toddler on a sugar high.
Your pants are a deep, burnt orange, and they're paired with a bright fuchsia shirt that makes your eyes water just looking at it. Your socks are a garish yellow, and they have cartoon characters on them. We're talking Winnie the Pooh, but not just any Winnie the Pooh – we're talking Winnie the Pooh in a fedora and holding a martini.
And don't even get us started on your shoes. They're a pair of lime green Crocs with flashing LED lights on the laces. We're not sure if they're trying to blind us with science or blind us with sheer terror.
But hey, at least you're making a statement. You're saying, "I'm not just a fashion disaster, I'm a fashion DISASTER WITH A CAPITAL D!" And for that, we applaud you, Hailey.