Accessory Abuse
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Today, we're tackling the age-old problem of accessory abuse. Yes, you heard that right. Accessory abuse. It's a scourge on our society, and we're here to shine a light on it.
Let's start with the most heinous of crimes: bad earring etiquette. When is it okay to wear earrings that look like tiny, gaudy bells? Never, that's when.
- Never wear earrings that play a tinny, gaudy tune when you're in the presence of others.
- Never wear earrings that resemble a rejected reject from a 90's boy band's fashion shoot.
- Never wear earrings that make you look like a rejected reject from a 90's boy band's music video.