Here's the latest scoop on the most fashionable disaster in history:
The infamous Fashion Catastrophe of 2023: a collection of designer dresses made from 10,000 used tissues, 5,000 expired coupons, and 3,000 last season's socks, all expertly arranged by the world's most daring fashionista.
But that's not all - we have EXCLUSIVE access to the designer's notes, revealing the inspiration behind this masterpiece:
Page 3-14: "I wanted to create something that said, 'I'm a functioning adult, but still a little messy, like my closet.'"
Page 17-32: "I was inspired by the art of thrift stores, but with a twist - I'm not poor, I'm just...ecologically conscious."
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Stay tuned for our next update, when we'll reveal the identity of the designer behind this... erm... "work of art."