Geomancy Glitches

A collection of arcane predictions for the discerning individual.

Current Reading: "The Sudden and Sudden Onset of Suddenness"

As predicted by the great Oracle of the Inconsequential, you shall experience:

• Random and frequent instances of Suddenness.
• Increased likelihood of encountering a Sudden and Unpredictable Suddenness.
• A 97.42% chance of experiencing a Suddenness-induced existential crisis.

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