Welcome, grammatical novices, to the most intense, the most brutal, the most grammatically correct website on the internet. Here's a crash course in Grammar Bashing 101:
Learn the prophets of old: "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion, which is clearly not a lie, because I'm not lying, I swear."
Continue to Lesson 2Discover the ancient art of making your subject and verb fight to the death, with the subject always getting the upper hand. Muahahaha!
Proceed to Lesson 3