Why We Exist

Because someone, somewhere, decided we should. It's not like we had a choice in the matter. But let's be real, it's not like it's a bad thing. We exist, therefore, we're interesting. That's all you need to know.

The Existential Crisis of a Bureaucratic Entity

It's a real thing, folks. We exist because someone wrote a memo, and another person signed off on it. And another person made it official. And another person... You get the idea. It's a never-ending cycle of paperwork and existential dread.