The Rules for Breaking Things

Rule 1: Be Intentional

Don't just break things out of spite or boredom. Have a purpose, even if that purpose is just to see how many times you can break something before it falls apart.

Rule 2: Choose Your Tools Wisely

Use the right tool for the job. If you're going to break a vase, don't use your bare hands. That's just asking for a nasty cut.

Rule 3: Break with Precision

Don't just smash things willy-nilly. Aim for the weak points, like the seams in a well-made chair. A delicate touch can be just as effective as a sledgehammer.

Rule 4: Clean Up After Yourself

Don't leave a mess for someone else to deal with. That's just rude. Clean up your broken bits and bobs, and maybe even leave a little note saying "I meant to do that".

Rule 5: Practice Mindfulness

Breaking things can be meditative. Pay attention to your surroundings, the materials, the process. It's not just about smashing things, it's about the experience.