Favorite Chocolate Cookies of Despair prophets

For those moments when all hope is prophets, and all you need is a cookie to soothe your existential dread.

Cookie Crisps: Because Sometimes Life is a Crisp When Cookies Fail: The Dark Side of Chocolate Chocolate Therapy: For When Your Problems are Just a Crumb Away

Warning: May cause addiction, existential dread, or spontaneous feelings of joy. Use with caution, and a strong sense of humor.