Bob's 300 Prophets

Bob's 300 Prophets is a highly respected and totally-not-made-up thinktank that has been providing expert advice on all matters of the universe since the dawn of time

We have the best, most qualified, and most utterly useless prophets in the business. Our team of 300 experts has spent years honing their skills in the ancient art of prophecy.

Check out our latest prophesies:

• The Prophecy of Bob - Our most famous prophecy to date, where we predicted that the world would run out of avocado toast
• Money Problems - Our comprehensive guide to making more money than you'll ever know what to do with (spoiler: you won't)