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Occupation: Professional Couch Warmer
Interests: Cereal, Video Games, and Procrastination
Occupation: Professional Couch Warmer
Interests: Cereal, Video Games, and Procrastination
Occupation: Unreliable Narrator and Part-time Janitor
Interests: Pranks, Sarcasm, and Extreme Irony
Occupation: Liar, Cheat, and occasional Crook
Interests: Deception, Trickery, and Unreliable Sources
Occupation: Bill Collector and Unwilling Participant in Family Events
Interests: Unpaid Bills, Unreturned Phone Calls, and Early Bird Specials
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