A local man, who wishes to remain anonymous, has once again forgotten his pants. Witnesses report seeing him walking down Main St. with his shirt and socks on, but no pants in sight.
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Read More: "Taco 'Bout It"A recent study by leading scientists has confirmed that, despite years of research, humans still cannot fly using only their arms. Results show an 0% success rate.
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