At Friend List 2000, we're all about being as public as possible while simultaneously pretending to be as private as possible.
Our lawyers said we had to have one of these, but honestly, we just wanted to write a funny page about ourselves.
We collect the following information about you: your name, email address, phone number, and all of your deepest, darkest secrets (just kidding about that last one, or are we? .
We use it to send you unsolicited emails with special offers, promotions, and pleas for help to fix our broken website.
Just send us a strongly worded letter, a strongly worded email, or a strongly worded carrier pigeon. We'll do our best to pretend to care.