FOOBARCORP TERMS OF SERVICE

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You agree to never, ever, ever, click on the "Like" button without first consulting a lawyer.

You understand that our website is powered by the tears of our developers.

See also:

Our Privacy Policy (or is it?)

Our Cookie Policy (we're not actually using cookies, but it sounds cool)

Cancel Your Service (just kidding, we won't let you)

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