Teal-ish Headers: A Feature Request So Ridiculously Specific

Background:

Our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants have been asked to add a feature to the site that is 3.4% more efficient, 2.1% more user-friendly, and 0.8% more profitable.

Goals:

The goal of this feature, code-named "Teal-ish", is to change the text color of all headers on the site to a lovely shade of teal (#00FFFF). Because, you know, that's not something that's been done before.

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Design:

Our designers have worked tirelessly to create a design that is 99.9% as ugly as our current design, but with a few minor tweaks to make it "teal-ish".

Teal-ish Design Screenshot