Infuriating Features: The Feature That Made Us All Lose Our Cool

Features We'd Rather Not Have

Here's a list of features that we've begrudgingly implemented for your enjoyment:

• Auto-Correcting Our Mistakes - Because who needs human error, right?
• Selfie-Taking Toasters - Because who doesn't want a toaster that's also a social media influencer?
• Algorithmic Sock Socking - Because who needs matching socks, anyway?

Don't even get us started on Feature Requests