Feature Requests for the Utterly Frustrating

Over-Engineered Solutions

Welcome to the most convoluted, over-the-top, and utterly useless feature requests page in the known universe.

We've got solutions that will make your head spin, your sanity dwindle, and your productivity grind to a screeching halt.

Request 1: The Incredibly Complicated Way to Turn On a Light Switch

Because, clearly, the simple way to just flip a switch isn't good enough. You want to use our new, patented, 17-step process to turn on that light.

Request 2: The Ridiculously Complex Way to Make a Sandwich

We've taken the art of sandwich-making to new heights by introducing a 37-step process that includes a separate team of highly trained, highly paid engineers.

Request 3: The Utterly Absurd Way to Count Sheep

We've developed an AI-powered, blockchain-based, machine learning system to count your sheep for you. Because, clearly, you don't need to actually fall asleep.