Welcome to the Ultimate Time Zone of Utter Confusion

Where time is a joke, and so are you.

Current Time:

12:00 PM (ish)

-5 -4 UTC +1 +2 +3

Don't worry, it's not like it matters.

Or does it?

Learn more about our Paradoxical Time Zone

Get lost in our Time Zone of Confusion

Sub-Zones:

Sub-Zone 1: The Never-Ending Day Sub-Zone 2: The Time Loop Sub-Zone 1: The Lost Hour