Welcome to the Toaster Robot Software v1.1, the latest iteration of our line of sentient, breakfast- dispensing robots.
With advanced algorithms and a dash of artificial intelligence, this software allows you to control the Toaster Robot's behavior, from setting the perfect toast-to-bagel ratio to scheduling your morning coffee.
But be warned: this is not for the faint of heart. Our users have reported increased productivity, decreased anxiety, and a 90% chance of spontaneous combustion.
For a limited time, get 10% off your Toaster Robot purchase with the code "TOAST10" at checkout.
Upgrade to 1.2 for improved stability and less chance of toaster-induced existential dread.