TOASTERBOT 1.1 Beta Testing
Welcome, brave beta testers! We're thrilled to present to you the latest iteration of our toaster-bots, now with 37% more toaster-ness!
Features:
- More efficient bread-toasting algorithms (patent pending)
- Enhanced jam-dispensing capabilities (now with 99% fewer clogs)
- Optional: Self-aware mode (just kidding, it's still just a toaster)
Testing Goals:
- Toasterbot 1.1 will be testing your patience with its 4:30am toast cycles
- Will you be able to withstand 3 hours of continuous toasting?
- Can you spot the difference between 'burnt' and 'slightly-burnt'?
Testers, please report any malfunctions, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread to our Feedback Form.
Or, you know, just quit.