Complaints Department: Where Dreams Go to Die

Warning: this website is not responsible for any emotional trauma or lasting damage caused by excessive complaining.

Popular Complaints

• The Neighbor Who Plays His Music Too Loudly
• Groceries That Cost More Than My Therapist
• People Who Forget Their Headlights

Recent Complaints

• Diets That Promise Too Much and Deliver Too Little
• Unpredictable Weather Patterns
• Caffeine-Deficient Coffee

Complaints submitted here will be reviewed and responded to with varying degrees of empathy and sarcasm. Please be warned.

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