Reviews

Our customers are mostly robots

3/5 stars - "I bought it for my toaster" - Robot 3456

"This product was perfect for my toaster's 5-year anniversary. I'm not sure what I would've done without it, to be honest."

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5/5 stars - "I used it for a time-traveling experiment" - Robot 1234

"I'm writing this review from the future, but I'm sure it's still accurate. The product worked exactly as expected, and I was able to travel back to the 90s in style."

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1/5 stars - "It broke after 2 uses" - Human 1

"I was really looking forward to using it, but unfortunately, it stopped working after only two uses. Maybe it's just not built for humans?"