WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

We can tell you're trying to do something, but we're not sure what. Is it a thing? Is it a job? Is it a cry for help?

Maybe you're just trying to make us laugh. Maybe you're trying to make us cry. Maybe you're trying to make us question our life choices.

Whatever it is, it's not working. You're still here, and so are we. So, let's try this together: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

Or maybe you could try something else. We hear the coffee shop down the street has a great "I'm a failure" special.

Or, you know, just go home and cry in your bed. We won't judge.

But seriously, SRSly?