Futuristic-Robotic-Maintenance-Fees

Important Notice:

Due to recent upgrades to our robotic overlords, maintenance fees for our intergalactic empire will be increasing by 500 credits per annum. Please review your payment schedule below:

FAQs:

Q: What if I don't pay my maintenance fees?

A: Our robotic overlords will reprogram your toaster to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat until you comply.

Q: Can I opt out of maintenance?

A: Ha! You think you can escape the robotic collective? Good luck with that.