Time-Travel Backlash Fee: $100,000

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our time-travel services have been temporarily suspended due to an unexpected influx of 80s music requests.

Reasons for Suspension:

• Excessive use of "Don't Stop Believin'"
• Repeated requests for "I Will Always Love You"
• Multiple instances of "We Are the Champions"

Please note that our team of highly trained time-travelers are working tirelessly to resolve these issues.

Current Status:

Estimated resolution time: 2-4 weeks. During this time, we recommend exploring our Alternative Fee for an immersive experience of 90s pop culture.