Feline Finance 101: The Claw-ful World of Money Laundering

By Whiskerface McFurrypaws, Certified Feline Financial Advisor

Tip #1: Start with a solid foundation of catnip

Invest in high-quality catnip to create a stable asset base. This will help you weather any financial storm, including the occasional cat hairball.

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Tip #2: Diversify your portfolio with tuna and salmon investments

Diversify your assets by investing in a mix of fresh, frozen, and canned tuna and salmon. This will ensure you're prepared for any market fluctuation, including the occasional fishy smell.

Tip #3: Pay off your cat tower debt

Avoid getting stuck with a cat tower that's more than 5 levels of scratching posts high. Pay off your debt by selling your catnip investments and using the funds to pay off your cat tower.