A: It's a house for mice. But, like, not just any mouse. It's a mouse home, for mice. Got it?

Q: Is it safe?

A: As safe as a mouse trap.

Q: Can I get one?

A: Only if you're a licensed mouse realtor.

A: In cheese. All major currencies accepted.

Q: How much does it cost?

A: The rent is always a mouse-sized hole in your wallet.