Whisker Mass Index: The Feline Economy's Pulse
The Whisker Mass Index (WMI) is the most reliable indicator of a cat's financial health, and it's all about the length and thickness of their majestic whiskers.
Our proprietary algorithm takes into account:
- Whisker length in relation to body length
- Whisker thickness in relation to fur quality
- Whisker symmetry (yes, it's a thing)
Our team of expert analysts (okay, it's just Larry the cat) has developed a sophisticated system to calculate the Whisker Mass Index, providing you with:
WMI Scores:
- High: 90+ (cat's financial health is purr-fect)
- Mid: 50-89 (cat's financial health is mediocre, but they'll get byประก)
- Low: 0-49 (cat's financial health is in the dumpster)
