Welcome to Mouse Scares, the premier online destination for felines who've lost their whiskers and need a financial reset.
Learn how to get a new set of whiskers Take our Mouse Mindset Survey Get instant mouse adviceOur team of expert mouse whisperers will guide you through the arduous process of finding a new home, navigating mouse-sized apartments, and negotiating with landlords who don't speak mouse.
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Mouse Scares, Inc. is a registered feline business. Not a real business, but we're working on it.
Mouse Problems? We've got the solutions.
From Mouse-umentary analysis to Mouse-covery therapy, we've got the expertise to get you back on your paws.
Meet our team of mouse whisperers